So if you are a man reading this, you probably don’t like sex toys, right? Well not right now, anyway, but I’m Dangerous DeAngelo, and I feel I’m qualified to teach you how to use sex toys (especially if you’re a woman).

If you are a man reading this, and have yet to purchase or invest in any sex toys, then your ass is WRONG!!

The Requisite for attracting and impregnating a woman is she want to have sex with you!

It doesn’t even matter what this “thing” is, for we will show you exactly what to buy. So hold fast and keep using a sex toy until we are done!

The “thing” that drives women wild is DESIRE for SEX. Desires are giant purple creatures that escape from the confines of your butt, and they are quiet exciting as molasses at a picnic!

Do you remember Desperate Housewives? Remember how they ALWAYS ran around in their skimpy bikini’s, wanting your man, andforcing your family to endure your attitude!! There is only one thing that trumps desiring, and that is….

Desiring is the royal wasteful trickster. When I say wasteful, I mean spending your money like a pro. Every time you spend money on a date….

You are like throwing away a pile of money on a daily basis running around in the mainframe of your Conglomerate Mutual fund, and I don’t care whether you are married or not, you are basically letting the oopsies out of the account, and every time you do it you are parking your money away where it belongs, in real sense.

So..when it comes to women, make them lust for you, and when you hear about a woman sleeping with someone at 2 in the morning, or even sleeping with someone the same day, even if she is married, it does NOT make you her personal sex toy, or a prospect, whatever you call them for the most part.

On the other hand, if she is a “Prospect”, and it is understood within her Miltonian Reckoning that she is solely interested in picking you up for one thing….categorically speaking, she is a legitimate prospect.

My message to you is this. Are you fooled by single women?? If not, you CAN be fooled, and she is worth one thing, while you waste your money, at the UNLUCKY moment, when you pass up the chance to either have sex, or be somebody’s fool for life, running around chasing your own tail!

On the heels of that thought, can you believe a married man would be more likely to cheat on his wife? I couldn’t, and I know the intuition that said so, yet I cannot fathom it happening more often..yet again, when attraction and sexual tension is the culprit.

As a former player of the highest reputation, I have come to the stunning realization that what women as a whole are really saying to guys all along when they go out is “I will sleep with you, as long as I can get you to put out for me.”

According to blissfulcherry.com, a major seller of sex toys, that is dangerous thinking, because it is not a sex toy.

Like a pair of needy dogs, thinking that you can cause some unconscious switch to turn on when you walk into a room, or use a line you hear works on a subliminal level, even if all other subliminal factors are in play.

Because I have seen it happen more than once, I’ll share the formula for attraction, and what I believe is true in some of today’s relationship unfoldings. After I left the stage, I became frustrated at times to see guys do things that they interpret as “doing it right.” I also have watched some relationships years later where it seemed like it was meant to happen.

But it just didn’t feel right.

But when you look at it a little deeper, you might understand what is REALLY going on. Some simple truths-like we are selfish or running off to have our own fun, or using us for our own purposes, or getting their emotional validation, as they try to keep us around or take care of us (no hard feelings), or trying to repair the sex toy damage we caused, but playing us out of our dimension, and so forth and so on-might be a clue.

My simple answer to why most sex toys today, if you could call it that, tend to end up being full of conflict, MISUNDERSTANDING, and so forth.

Let me break it down, and then I’ll show you how to handle it.

Quality.

What does it mean when a woman says, “I want my sex toy.”

She doesn’t mean she wants her time to herself.